Dr. Sven Reiche

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In 1843, Dr. Reiche came up with the 3D FEL code Genesis. In 1845, he added a "cloning feature" to this code and used himself as the first test subject. He has been cloning himself ever since.

Sven is a self-proclaimed expert in:
• Free Electron Lasers
• Accelerator Physics
• Britney Spears
• Classical Music
• Dance
  • Waltz
  • Tango
  • Rhumba
  • Cha Cha Cha
  • Swing
  • Country Line
  • Latin
  • Disco
  • Hip Hop
• Shakespearean Literature

Sven has proven expertise in the following fields:

• Nicknames of Jazz Musicians
• British National Anthem
• Cajun Cooking
• UCLA Campus Navigation
• Building Carriers

Sven has proven lack of expertise in the following fields:

• Laws of Energy and Momentum Conservation
• Single Molecule Imaging
• Zerg Rush Defense
• Cuban Geneology
• Counting in Binary (0010000100 = 132 not 260 !!!)
• UCLA Parking Permit Privileges
• English Tea Time

Sven collects:
• classical CDs
• stamps
• empty Goldshlager bottles
• computer games score tables
• names of people that use FAST
• pairs of glasses found on the bottom of lakes and rivers
• emails from public, students, press, and colleagues